As you may or may not know, the John Birch Society actively opposes the United Nations. I imagine that the members of the JBS sit around all the time, fantasizing about the liquidation of the UN, in ways both mild (Let's just disband it!) and extreme (Let's blow it to kingdom come!).
With this in mind, I'm almost sure that a member of the JBS came up with the next offering in the Casserole Book of the Damned (as I have taken to calling it):
Casserole International (Or, "What the UN would have us all eat if they are able to infiltrate polite society")
3 cups cooked roast beef, cut in large cubes
1 cup tomato juice
2 sm. cloves of garlic, minced
1/2 tsp. fines herbes
1 tsp. curry powder
1 tsp. minced green pepper
1 pkg. frozen chow mein
1 cup cooked fettucine
1/2 cup cooking sherry
1/2 cup grated sharp Cheddar
2 tbsp. minced parsley
In case you can't tell, this is a rogues' gallery of ingredients from various cuisines, none of which I can imagine working very well together. In fact, I think this sounds like one of the more disagreeable concoctions ever.
Well played, JBS. Well played. You have only to feed this mess to as many people as possible, and they'll see what you're talking about: INTERNATIONAL COLLABORATION IS AN ABOMINATION AND MUST BE STOPPED.
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